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Downright Pi**ing
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Contributed by Russ Vaughn on November 20, 2008 at 11:22 PM in , , | | | |
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Semper I
A Russ Vaughn classic in honor of the fact it looks like Mad Jack's really going down this time. Originally posted 2006.07.23. Semper I
Murtha portrait courtesy of . |
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Contributed by Bill Faith on November 1, 2008 at 01:15 AM in , , , , | | | |
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Ms. Underestimated?
Snidely Whiplashes, whiskers a twirl, Just when the hacks think that they've won, |
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Contributed by Russ Vaughn on September 10, 2008 at 02:24 PM in , , , | | | |
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Chains We Can Believe In
Okommissars dour crave total power, We heard it well from stern Michelle, We hear Dem czars, the Okommissars, |
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Contributed by Russ Vaughn on September 5, 2008 at 12:48 PM in , , , | | | |
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She’s Running Against…
She’s running against old Scranton Joe, She’s running against a rock-hard bias, She’s running against a dubious deal, She’s running against the New York Times, She’s running against some heavy odds, some think she’s not up to it, |
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Contributed by Russ Vaughn on September 2, 2008 at 01:28 PM in , , , | | | |
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I was there
I was there I look at my ribbons I just did my job I watched new guys come Each day was a milestone Now I'm a civilian |
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Contributed by Bill Faith on August 20, 2008 at 12:45 AM in , | | | |
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First Secretary of Celebrity
Hey there’s little Georgie boy, |
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Contributed by Russ Vaughn on August 14, 2008 at 12:12 AM in , , | | | |
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I'm The One, I'm The One
With apologies to Johnny Rivers and a wag of the tail to . Everybody talkin' 'bout the Kenyan's son I'm The One, I'm The One I can talk these words that will sound so sweet I'm The One, I'm The One I can tell your future, it will come to pass I'm The One, I'm The One |
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Contributed by Bill Faith on August 2, 2008 at 06:21 PM in , , , | | | |
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Obamanomics: Lesson One, The Solution to Inflation
A well researched and thoughtful approach to solving the problem of high gas prices, postulated below by the future savior of mankind. You think I don’t know about economics? Barry My views on this issue will be presented in more detail following the inauguration. Any questions may be addressed to my newly appointed Extortionist General, Al Sharpton. |
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Contributed by Russ Vaughn on August 1, 2008 at 02:49 PM in , , , | | | |
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While in Landstuhl the Wounded Still Lay…
As a vet I know how these visits go; Once having been there I can certainly share Russ Vaughn |
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Contributed by Russ Vaughn on July 30, 2008 at 01:13 PM in , , | | | |
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When Barry Comes Flyin’ Home Again…
Best appreciated when humming the tune of the popular Civil War song, “When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again,” or the Irish folk classic, “Johnny We Hardly Knew Ye.” Also, with sincere apologies to my Hibernian forbears whose folk lyrics and music I keep misusing for political purposes. Somehow, however, I think their Irish eyes are smiling. When Barry was comin’ to see the troops, hooah, hooah; He met all the generals sure as life, hooah, hooah; Our wounded off to Landstuhl go, hooah, hooah; So this whole damned trip was just a show, hooah, hooah, When Barry comes flyin’ home agin’ hooah, hooah Russ Vaughn |
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Contributed by Russ Vaughn on July 27, 2008 at 10:38 PM in , , , , | | | |
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Mine Eyes Have Seen…
With apologies to Julia Ward Howe and her revered Battle Hymn of the Republic Mine eyes have seen the stories from Obama’s media horde; Mine eyes have seen the talking heads as they kneel to lick his shoes; Mine eyes have seen Chris Mathews as he rubs his leg and grins, Mine eyes have seen the New York Times as it descends to naught; Mine eyes have seen these cattle as they kneel and meekly moo; |
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Contributed by Russ Vaughn on July 26, 2008 at 12:17 AM in , , | | | |
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Tony, We’re Proud We Knew Ye
You’re on the road to eternity, huroo, huroo, Where is that voice so smilin’ mild, huroo, huroo, We’ll miss that spirit that loved the run, huroo, huroo, We’re sad young lad to see Ye gone, huroo, huroo, Author’s note: I am so saddened that we have lost this bright spirit, this so very talented young man. I do not know if Tony Snow is of Irish extraction, but his origins are in Kentucky which was mainly settled by the Scots-Irish, of which I am one with my American roots in that region as well. For that reason, I chose to make my tribute to Tony a derivation of the old Irish song, “Johnny We Hardly Knew Ye.” The music for the American version of this ballad, When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again, can be found here:
Listening to it as you read my words may help you better appreciate this tribute. It is a simple tune and these are but simple words, so it is easy to sing them. I think Tony would like that, hearing all us singing him off on his eternal journey. |
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Contributed by Russ Vaughn on July 13, 2008 at 01:20 PM in , , | | | |
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An Obamanation
It’s unfair the Obamatons howl, No such tirades did I ever see, But a man picks a church like a wife, Why else then sit in that church pew, |
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Contributed by Russ Vaughn on March 16, 2008 at 07:43 PM in , , , | | | |
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Electile Dysfunction
It’s abundantly clear and I charge without fear |
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Contributed by Russ Vaughn on January 19, 2008 at 01:35 PM in , , | | | |
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The Soldier's Grave
Thank you Marsha Burks Megehee for passing this on:
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Contributed by Bill Faith on November 18, 2007 at 01:29 PM in | | | |
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Marsha Burks Megehee: China Made
China Made Let's hear it for World Trade! Thanks, Marsha. |
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Contributed by Bill Faith on November 12, 2007 at 12:10 PM in , | | | |
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Michael Marks: The Things I Carry
One of my favorite poets emails:
Awesome, Michael. Thank you as always. . |
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Contributed by Bill Faith on November 11, 2007 at 12:20 AM in , , | | | |
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Re-sinking John Kerry
I’ve been too busy to write anything lately but when I saw this, , the old animus came bubbling up once again. Re-sinking John Kerry |
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Contributed by Russ Vaughn on November 8, 2007 at 10:21 AM in , , | | | |
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Of Eagles and Chickens
We Americans are a mix of birds, Eagles have sharp, raptor eyes, That’s why we use the very word But Eagles being bolder birds, The anti-war capons of Answer Russ Vaughn |
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Contributed by Russ Vaughn on September 10, 2007 at 01:24 AM in , | | | |
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Shoo, Hsu, Baby
With apologies to the Andrews Sisters, Phil Moore and Universal Pictures (unless they’re all Democrats) Shoo, Hsu, shoo, Baby, You've seen him in Shanghai and Beijing too, Shoo, Hsu, shoo, Baby, Now don't you get silly, Seems kinda tough now, Shoo, Hsu, shoo, Baby, Dollar Daddy’s in the ol’ deep freeze. |
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Contributed by Russ Vaughn on September 5, 2007 at 10:41 AM in , | | | |
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Tears Of Ink
Email from frequent Old War Dogs contributor Roberto Prinselaar (USN 1948-1957, USCG 1967-1989). I added the Amazon link.:
Seriously, folks, this is one you really need a copy of. Check out Bob's Old War Dogs contributions and his IWVPA page . Tears of Ink My tears of ink flow down my pen |
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Contributed by Bill Faith on August 27, 2007 at 06:01 PM in , , | | | |
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Fightin' Words
Email from Russ Vaughn:
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Contributed by Bill Faith on August 19, 2007 at 12:08 AM in , | | | |
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Poisoned Penns
It runs like a flood beneath their skins, All the world’s a stage for Leo’s boy; Leo the Lefty had a socialist son, Russ Vaughn |
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Contributed by Russ Vaughn on August 6, 2007 at 01:18 AM in , | | | |
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An Enormous Crime; The Gospel of POW Hell
The latest from poet and POW/MIA activist Marsha Burks Megehee:
Inspired by the book I should have my ass kicked for not having it finished by now but please check out the site I'm building for Marsha anyway. |
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Contributed by Bill Faith on July 31, 2007 at 03:02 PM in , , | | | |
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Schlock Troops
The liberals say they support our troops, The troops that liberals truly admire, This pattern was set during my own war Russ Vaughn |
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Contributed by Russ Vaughn on July 29, 2007 at 12:36 AM in , | | | |
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The Involunteers
One thing to me rings loud and clear Pony-tailed pundits of treason foregoing, Ever fearful, Libs cower in classrooms, I know a truth from mankind’s past, The author served six years in the United States Army as a volunteer at a time when so many were being unwillingly conscripted into the Vietnam conflict. Many of them, untold thousands of them served bravely, but this old paratrooper noncom will tell you this straight certain: in all-hell’s-breaking-loose combat, I preferred volunteers every time. When it was all hitting the fan, I had an inherent inability to place my full trust, and perhaps my life, in the hands of citizens who had been compelled by force of law to be serving beside me. I am now frequently on military installations all over the country and will bet any “Old Army” types that our current volunteer forces are vastly superior in training, intelligence, spirit and physical fitness to any forces America has ever fielded. They are Volunteers. Russ Vaughn |
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Contributed by Russ Vaughn on July 17, 2007 at 12:47 AM in , , | | | |
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Speedy Al
A thing we all contend with Russ Vaughn *** Webmaster's supplement:
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Contributed by Russ Vaughn on July 5, 2007 at 12:47 PM in , | | | |
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Bastante es bastante.
but I'm pretty sure this is the first time it's appeared on this site.
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Contributed by Bill Faith on June 23, 2007 at 04:34 PM in , | | | |
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Get Along Home, Cindy, Cindy
With a tip of the hat to the memory of the Man in Black, Mr. Johnny Cash Once Cindy was their honey-nut, she was their Golden Star, but when she cracked their Left wing-nuts, this nut had gone too far. When Cindy led the evening news, they let her bleat and blow, but when she dissed their Liberal views, was time for her to go. When Cindy got religion, the Left built her a church, but when she turned her other cheek they left her in a lurch. |
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Contributed by Russ Vaughn on May 30, 2007 at 10:24 AM in , | | | |
A bugle blows in Arlington,