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Thursday, 11 September 2008
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Matt Who?
Contributed by Russ Vaughn Hey Matt Damon, congratulations, genius, you just made my do-not-watch list with your dumb denunciation of Sarah Palin. It's taken you a little longer than most of your dim-bulb colleagues, but let me tell you, Matty, you are there now, Bubba, you have arrived, and guess what boy? It's a lifetime achievement; once there Matty, you are on that list forever. Even crawling into the Vice-President's residence and giving Sarah a sole-licking pedicure couldn't get your smug Hollywood butt off my list, ever. You got that, Matt? See, Matt, I'm pretty lenient with you Hollywood dips and tend to give you a lot of leeway because I understand that you're really not a bunch of Will Huntings. Nope, you're just a pack of photogenic dopes who can stand in front of a camera and recite memorized lines. Yeah, yeah, Matt, I've heard all about your vaunted Ivy League academic achievements and I think they are just more Hollywood hype dreamed up by some little weasel who's taking a bigger percentage of your income than a truly smart man would willingly pay? Something I just can't figure, Matt, about you and the industry you are part of. I spent my whole life in marketing and I just can't get my business brain around an entire industry that insists on pissing off more than half its potential customer base as a matter of routine. You Hollywood flakes base all your success on box office sales, yet you consistently come into my home via my TV set, my computer and newspapers and personally insult my intelligence by snidely telling me I'm some sort of political Neanderthal because I don't want to vote for your communist candidates. And in the process, you are relentlessly driving me, and the millions like me, away from local theaters, putting yourself on my never go see again and never order list from Netflix. Really great deep thinking there, Ivy League Genius. Your career success depends on box office receipts, especially from the opening weekend, but you take it upon yourself to spit in my face about my political beliefs and guarantee that no one from my family ever will be sitting in the seats watching your latest insipid performance on opening weekend. Yeah, boy, that is marketing genius, Matt. Just by keeping your mouth shut you could double your box office but no, you just insist on insulting me and mine. Brilliant! Just freakin' brilliant, you Ivy League genius! Wonder why your industry is going down the tubes just slightly less precipitously than the New York Times, Matt? Perhaps it's because you, the entertainment industry, are mildly amusing and still hold some appeal for children. But little Pinch and his dying Grey Lady aren't read by too many children, Matt. Hell, they're not read by all that many adults anymore. Hey Matty boy, you're a big union supporter aren't you, like all Hollywood limousine liberals? So, do you have any harsh words for little Penny-Pinch putting over 400 union on the street this week? Nah, I didn't think so, because you need one of Pinch's snotty little tight-pants reviewers to make your latest piece of America-bashing trash sound good to the gullible, don't you? Keep it up, Matt, you and all the ostriches in Hollywood, the newspaper industry and the network broadcasting industry. You fools just keep right on alienating more than half your potential market and we'll see where you end up. You and others like you are so out of touch with the America that made you that your cavalier dismissal of the beliefs and feelings of that very same America will someday see you as nothing more than Matt who? Wanna guess how long it's been since I bought a theater ticket, Genius? And if it weren't for John Wayne, Robert Mitchum, James Stewart and their like, I'd cancel Netflix too. It's true I am about to break my long-standing boycott of Hollywood trash as I intend to go see as soon as it's available. So, what do you think about that, Matt who? *** See also [BF]: |
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Contributed by Russ Vaughn on September 11, 2008 at 03:01 PM in , | Comments Posted by: Russ, I have a younger brother, but I didn't know I had a Twin out there too. Man I am tired of the idiots we have out there in Hollyweird these days. I think the last movie I went to see in a theater was "Shrek". I would buy "War" on DVD, but it is still too expensive for the set. I am just outside Houston (WEST thank God) and am trying to get our loose Items tied down for Ike. I will shoot some Photos if we get WIND. Marc Posted by: | Sep 11, 2008 5:58:56 PM Posted by: Matt Thompson Why dont these hollyweird elites go to the third world to make their movies if they hate america so much?? oh..I forgot...the third world would string their little butts up from the tallest tree. I guess the money is enough to keep them here huh?? Posted by: Matt Thompson | Sep 12, 2008 10:57:15 AM Posted by: Jim McMullen Matt has taken his Robert Ludlum rules to seriously me thinks. Posted by: Jim McMullen | Sep 13, 2008 10:10:24 PM Posted by: Tom Schuckman I also write a blog called, "Old Soldier Tom's Journal" that helps other disabled combat Veterans deal with the corrupt, goofy VA system, PTSD and Agent Orange. I live this cool web site! It makes me laugh and feel good that I am not the only guy who has problems with Hollywood. Posted by: Tom Schuckman | Sep 15, 2008 9:44:51 AM |