Saturday, 17 February 2007
Murthaed
Contributed by J D
March 17, 2007, 1000 hours, Vietnam Memorial, Washington, DC

I want Branson’s 25 million. Give me a few cases of 100 MPH tape and a squad of Privates and I’ll solve global warming. I’ll do it by taping shut the mouths of Congress. In case you don’t know what 100MPH tape is, I’ll explain. It’s green duct tape. It’s like The Force. It has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

I’ll make my first stop at ABSCAM Jack Murtha’s office. I’ve taken heat for declaring that ABSCAM Jack wouldn’t amount to a pimple on a real Marines butt. According to some, since I’m a retired Army type and not a war hero, I’m not qualified to speak about the type of Marine Jack Murtha is or was. Fair enough. Since I’ve never been a Marine, I’ll leave that assessment to people who are or have been Marines. Some Marines read this. Maybe they’ll share with you their appraisals of Marine Murtha.

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Contributed by J D on February 17, 2007 at 06:37 PM | Permalink

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