Buoyed by the overwhelming mandate afforded to Democrats in the recent midterm elections, Dear Nancy has taken aim at Moses, as she undertakes the daunting task of rewriting the Ten Commandments during the first 100 hours of the current legislative session.  Citing that Moses remained on Mt. Sinai for an indeterminable time, the newly crowned “most powerful woman” believes that her rewriting of the commandments will shatter the previous Guinness Book record on two counts.  When asked about this two pronged attack, Dear Nancy shared her strategy:

“Personally, I think that not only rewriting the commandments in the first 100 legislative hours will break the record for time, but perhaps more importantly, the fact that I will personally rewrite them without benefit of divine intervention merits style points as well.”

Because of The Gray Dog’s unique relationship with Madam Speaker, whose advice column is syndicated exclusively to the Gray Dog and Old War Dogs, we have received an advance draft of Dear Nancy’s Ten Commandments:

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Contributed by The Gray Dog on January 12, 2007 at 09:21 PM in Current Affairs, Politics, The Gray Dog | Permalink

Comments

Posted by: John

Fabulous, Gray Dog. With Our in at the Vatican, We shall ordain that the Congregation of the Holy Office award you an honorary Doctorate of Canon Law. As for Miss Hubris, one can only hope that she is riding for a fall. One does not incur the wrath of The Gray Dog with impunity.

Posted by: John | Jan 13, 2007 8:18:44 AM

Posted by: Rurik

Can I still refer to her as the Shrieker of the House? That voice is almost worse than her legislation.

Posted by: Rurik | Jan 13, 2007 8:55:04 PM