Friday, 15 December 2006
The Kofi Carol
Contributed by George Mellinger

A couple years back I loaned this offering to another blog which has sadly gone to that great blogroll in the sky, so I shall post it again here in honor of the holiday season and of the momentous changes at the United (sic) Nations.

Kwanzaa has not really caught on as a significant holiday, not having any central figure to celebrate, but since it is a made-up holiday anyhow, perhaps we can mix it with observations in behalf of Kofi Annan. If we can squeeze him into Kwanzaa, perhaps both the man and the holiday may be remembered. And besides, a holiday is the only thing Kofi hasn't yet stolen.  It just needs a song. And so, I offer you...

The Twelve Days of Annanzaa

On the first  day of Annanzaa the UN gave to me

A sniper in a palm tree.

On the second day of Annanzaa the UN gave to me

Two pseudo-doves

And a sniper in a palm tree.

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Twelve Countries bumming

Eleven gripers griping

Ten spies a-peeping

Nine peace-keepers sleeping

Eight agencies milking

Seven inspectors skimming

Six commissioners preying

Five bribery rings

Four brawling Kurds

Three false friends

Two pseudo-doves

And a sniper in a palm tree.

-Rurik

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Contributed by George Mellinger on December 15, 2006 at 03:13 PM in DisUnited Nations, George Mellinger, Poetry | Permalink

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