The gift that keeps on giving,
That’s what John Kerry is;
As long as that fool’s living,
He’ll keep us blogs in biz.
Big John’s too dumb to ever get
His big foot from his mouth;
So at ease, relax, you Swiftvets,
His campaign’s headed south.

He began his long tradition,
While still wearing Navy blue,
Of practicing sedition,
Against vets like me, like you.
As a second john in Paris,
He courted Madame Binh,
Who hooked her nail in his naris,
And sent her songbird home to sing.

And now he’s right back to it,
Lurching into media light;
Again he says he’ll do it,
So damn sure he is right.
He’ll go see Imawhackjob,
To plan how we’ll surrender,
Another stab us in the back job,
The only plan Big John can render.

They’ll fete him sure in Teheran,
Perhaps with parades and floats,
A happy, winning, waving John,
So far from those Swift boats.
His treason will put a big smile
On the face of many a Teherani,
So proud of Imawhackjob’s guile,
In creating Teherani Johnni.

Russ Vaughn

Contributed by Russ Vaughn on December 21, 2006 at 12:18 AM in Iran, Islamism Delenda Est, Jean Fraud Kerry, Russ Vaughn | Permalink

Comments

Posted by: 1st Cav RVN

Once a traitor...always one. He should have taken Hanoi Jane Fonda with him. They could travel around in her vegetable oil magic bus.

As alwyas Russ, excellent work.

Posted by: 1st Cav RVN | Dec 21, 2006 6:29:09 PM

Posted by: Anthony W. Pahl

G'day Russ: Poor old Johnni - he just can't get it right, can he? Reminds me of the 1967 Eurovision Song Contest-winning song by Sandie Shaw, "Puppet on a String" The poem is now included on your IWVPA Index.

Posted by: Anthony W. Pahl | Jan 9, 2007 11:07:48 PM