Appearing yesterday before two conservative groups, always hopeful John McCain delivered speeches liberally peppered with invocations of “Ronald Reagan”, while telling his audience that, “Republicans must return to their conservative convictions.”  Poor John, haven’t any of his handlers advised him that he’s asking Republicans to return to a home he’s never visited?  Perhaps if McCain clicks his ruby slippers together three times and repeats, “There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home…”

As the house came to an abrupt landing, McCain awoke with a start.  Obviously shaken, our hero began to pan the surrounding room before his eyes stared into mine.

McCain:  “Heh, heh.  I guess we’re not in Kansas anymore, right Toto?”

TGD:      “Actually, Senator, that’s exactly where you are.  Right smack dab in the middle of the conservative heartland.  And the name’s Gray Dog.”

McCain:  “But how? Why?  What’s this all about?”

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Contributed by The Gray Dog on November 17, 2006 at 12:56 PM in Current Affairs, Dem Dumbness, Jean Fraud Kerry, John McCain, Politics, The Gray Dog, Viet Nam | Permalink

Comments

Posted by: 1st Cav

Damn that is good.

Posted by: 1st Cav | Nov 17, 2006 1:23:11 PM

Posted by: Rurik

I particularly liked the part where the house fell on Nancy, instead of the other way around.

Posted by: Rurik | Nov 17, 2006 6:22:37 PM

Posted by: Papa Ray

Sometimes fantasy isn't all it's cracked up to be.

But then reality never is, either.

Thanks, a good read.

Papa Ray

Posted by: Papa Ray | Nov 17, 2006 8:01:39 PM