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Monday, 25 September 2006
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Our Newest Dog
Contributed by Bill Faith Back in the day, the stage just barely shy of "heap highly pissed" was "torque-jawed." Jaw muscles tight, chin stickin' out just a shade, somewhere between "If you weren't wearing those freakin' stars I'd tell you what I think" and "Dead man walkin'." Friends and neighbors, meet our newest Dog, TorqueJaw
TorqueJaw don't say much about his past, sorta gives the impression it's safer not to ask. We think he was a Gray Beret but he won't say. TorqueJaw gets his way a lot. Already parked hisself on our banner, now he wants his own signature line in our store. Heard he's after Bolton's job but everbody's afraid to ask him. TorqueJaw was created by Mr. and Mrs. Mike "The Gray Dog" Connelly. |
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Contributed by Bill Faith on September 25, 2006 at 01:17 AM in , , , | Comments |