Nude Teens Raising Eyebrows in Vermont

Eyebrows!? Really? I'll confess that when I lived in New York thirty years ago, a couple of times I went to clothing optional resorts. Believe me, its not all its cracked up to be. You do NOT really want to see some things. Tattoos are not body art, they are body graffiti. And I am completely unable to understand piercings. In 1970 I spent a year of my life dedicated to keeping metal out of my body, to the best of my ability. Why anyone would put metal into their body voluntarily is beyond me. But if you want that, the good folks at Chez Hezbollah have a lot of experience in implanting metal into other folks and seem to love the trade.

-Rurik

Contributed by George Mellinger on September 3, 2006 at 04:39 PM in Dem Dumbness, George Mellinger | Permalink

Comments

Posted by: Zero Ponsdorf

LOL, geez yer just old!

Being a swabbie I have one tattoo, goes with the territory.

The image of Clinton moving around to follow the naked young ladies cracked me up.

Posted by: Zero Ponsdorf | Sep 3, 2006 6:30:01 PM

Posted by: Rurik

Yer're damn right. Took me a long, long time to get old, so I'm gonna enjoy it. Being old is one of the privileges of being old. The main one.

Okay, I'll admit, I grant tattoo exemptions for Swabbies, and also Marines and some combat arms army. So long as they're properly service-related. They're still graffiti, but they go with the territory.
And the same thing too for an earring - for swabbies only, one per ear at most, if earned, and authorized by King Neptune according to the traditional criteria - which I bet you know.

But none of that involves getting the "fleshy proctoscope" in East Village, or any of the other fashionable things associated with "body art" these days. If a girl's willing to show me her cheeks, I don't need to be distracted and bothered by some damn dolphin or butterfly.
Remember I'm old and damn glad.

Posted by: Rurik | Sep 3, 2006 7:17:04 PM

Posted by: Zero Ponsdorf

You should remember the venerable Fred G. Sanford as you age.
"Yes, I'm a dirty old man, and I'm gonna be a dirty old man until I'm a dead old man!"

Not quite apropos, but I'm 60 and me and Clinton (and Bush) have to keep our priorities straight. [grin]

Posted by: Zero Ponsdorf | Sep 3, 2006 7:28:30 PM

Posted by: 1st Cav

I think I remember the headlines; "LIVE...Rurick nude in NY." ROFLMAO...No grafitti or metal here. Still LMAO...

What's Clinton gonna do without a cigar? After all, it is a no-smoking area.

Thanks, needed the laugh...

Posted by: 1st Cav | Sep 4, 2006 8:57:34 PM

Posted by: Laurie

At this title, first I was elated, and then my hopes were crushed when I realized you were kidding and Billy Boy isn't really moving out of NY.

Posted by: Laurie | Sep 6, 2006 3:31:08 PM

Posted by: Rurik

Laurie,

Sorry, ny sympathies, but what can I say except...
Nyaaah Nyaaah Nyaaaah Nyah. ;)

Posted by: Rurik | Sep 6, 2006 4:23:17 PM