Paris 14-09-2006.  Tragedy was narrowly averted hours ago when French Peacekeepers, operating in accordance with the provisions of U N Resolution 1799, which replaced Resolution 1701 after further discussions with Iran and Syria, put a quick end to renewed Israeli aggression.

The incident reportedly began when two civilian Lebanese youths inadvertently launched a homemade rocket that killed 23 Tel Aviv dwellers and injured a few dozen more. Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu, hot headed as ever, immediately ordered punitive airstrikes against the Lebanese populace. Disaster was averted when French Peacekeepers manning a freshly activated Iranian SAM site destroyed two Zionist aircraft enroute to carry out their grisly mission.

The fate of the Israeli pilots is currently unknown. Discussions of a prisoner swap are rumored.

Developing ...

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LInking to the latest Beltway Traffic Jam

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Of course, since Hezbollah's going to be disarmed, it can only happen if it's an accident by civilian youths, right?

Contributed by Bill Faith on August 15, 2006 at 10:13 AM in Bill Faith, DisUnited Nations, Islamism Delenda Est, Israel, Lebanon, UNuseful | Permalink

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